my dad deserves an award. making us wake up at 5:30am to get ready to drive 3 hours to another city in the middle of nowhere just to see this pastor, who my dad has a bro crush on, preach.
ive been watching too much Supernatural, because last night i had a dream i had to cast a demon out of a pancake. then i ate it & it was delicious.
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse